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Amazing Water Smacker Technology

Turn your drinking water into micro clustered spring water! Makes water taste like mountain glacier water. You can taste the quality of the water. Smack your water bottle and raise the pH and lower the ORP!! by -20 to -70 to a negative reading. (ORP = Oxidation Reduction Potential or REDOX) ORP, or Redox Potential, is a measurement of waters ability to oxidize contaminants. The higher the ORP, the greater the number of oxidizing agents. Raising the pH ( potential Hydrogen) ionizes the hydrogen in the water and charges it up with a natural frequency of the earth (7.5hz) that helps rewind your DNA's telometers.

You can use store bought spring drinking water or distilled or R.O. filtered water or tested spring/well water. The pH of the charged water goes up according to the starting pH level of your water. If you would like a higher pH of water let it run for a few more hours. Comes with a non-toxic, lab grade clear PET plastic bottle.

Do not use tap water! Never charge tap water or municipal water if it contains fluoride, chlorine or other harmful chemicals. Charging water magnifies the effects of any elements or chemicals in that water. You must choose a good quality source, or use a reverse osmosis water filter under the sink system. A Solar distiller would be another way to make distilled water to be charged. We recommend smacking "Crystal Geyser Spring Water" from the Dollar store one gallon for $1 dollar. Do a before and after test with Crystal Geyser Spring Water. Smacked water tastes better.

Charged micro clustered water cleans your blood, takes out cholesterol, and blood plague remover. Read our testimonies on blood plague removal. Smacked Water rejuvenates your body, is antioxidant. Ditch the soda acid bath and live longer, more energy, all your cells and body water goes alkaline, don't worry you will get plenty of acid from coffee, tea, beer, wine. Just ditch soda, the worst sugar acid bomb you can intake. It is like drenching your body with acid, that does not dilute 99% of all victims with cancer have an acidic system. Most store bought bottled water is acidic! and needs a pH boost! Great for Cancer patients.


We have to claim this is NOT a medical device.

One way to use the Water Smacker. Leave the Water Smacker on all the time, since you can not overcharge the water and since it only runs at about 2 watts of energy. Leave it filled to the top of the bottle. Pour your self a glass of water and then refill it back up with your preferred drinking water, or well water, and leave it turned on. The refill water added charges up faster that way. Water cannot overcharge. For full effects charge the water bottle for 48 hours to completely micro cluster the water, and erase the memory of the water back to virgin water. The charge ( spark) takes about 8 hours. Some see results with a 24 hour charge, best to keep it charging. We recommend a dry out from the non stop charging, ever couple of days let  the chamber, dry out for 15 to 30 minutes. Condensation is more on a hot summer day. More need to let it dry out.

Two year warranty. Guaranteed or your money back, if , , if  you do not take it apart, we have a inside seal inside the cap and if it is broken, we do not offer a refund. So try it out for 2 years, but please do not taper with the cap and the electronics inside. Thank you.

It makes no noise so you wonder if it is on? The green LED light lets you know. The units have been tested before sending out. You can tell a bottle has been charged. It will shock your lips when you take a drink straight from the bottle. Always pour the water into a glass before drinking. I use a large clear pet plastic cup in my smacker. I keep it filled with R.O. filtered water. Comes with a 120v neon test bulb, to test if your water smacker is working.

* We ship out all Water Smackers with US 120v wall transformers, unless you choose EURO or Aus./NZ wall transformer below. Thank you.

We send you by default a USA 120v 3 prong plug. If you live in Europe, you will need the 240v 3 prong plug. Other option is the 220v NZ/Aus. plug. Power plug reference page. Choose plug in below option box.  We have two EURO plug options and one NZ/Aus. plug option or USA 120v plug.


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Amazing Water Smacker Technology

  • Water Smacker Instructions (updated 9/24/18)
    Welcome to your new smacked water world. Please read all the way though these instructions, before starting your first charged water bottle. We include a 48 oz. clear plastic PET, lab grade, non-toxic bottle. You can also smack other 32oz to 52oz. PET plastic water bottles purchased at the local market.  Go buy some extra charge bottles. Some good bottles are Trader Joe’s 50.7oz, alkaline water blue bottle. Smart water bottle 50 oz. Evian tall 1.5L bottle. Crystal Geyser Spring Water 1.5L bottle, from the Dollar Store. DejaVu blue 480z bottle. Purchase 3 or 4 for back up charge bottles. PET clear plastic has the correct dielectric properties. It will read PET or PETE stamped in the plastic on the bottom of the bottles. Too thick of plastic (1/8”) will not work. No glass, aluminum or stainless flask or any metal will NOT work. The Water Smacker will last many years to come, if you NEVER put a metal (stainless steel) container in the resonant chamber, it will short the WS! Glass works but can and will eventually short the WS unit and VOID the WARRANTY. Pouring smacked water into a metal canteen, flask, will discharge the water quickly, also boiling the water for tea or coffee will take out the charge and turn the micro sized water back to macro size water. Many are concerned about PET plastic, as being toxic petroleum product, but is only in danger when expose to sunlight for long periods full of water. PET was designed to carry water for drinking. The clear PET plastic bottle we send with the WS unit, is designed for beverages and does not contain any petroleum residues. Some senative people smell plastic the first charge, if this is the case pour out and do another 24 hour charge. It will go away and never come back after the first few charges.
    Start by charging your water bottle for 48 hours. ( 24 hours with a Dual Powered Water Smacker) Get into the habit of changing out charge bottles every morning or evening. Put the charged bottle with cap into the refrigerator and start another charge bottle every 24 hours, a daily routine. Good for 2 people to get plenty of charged water per day. The charged bottle of water will stay charged for about 3 days, before it decays the charge, You can pour a 8 oz. glass of water into your drinking glass and fill the bottle back up with new water and re-charge again. Keep it on going full of water. Once it has ½ full of water the bottle will charge faster! In 2 to 4 hours later the newly filled bottle will have a good charge to it. It only takes 2 watts of power to run! Leave it on 24/7, for a total of 48 watts of power per 24-hour day. Now you can charge the water with a spark in 8 hours time, but a full 24 hours, fully micro clusters the water for full benefits.  
    If you ordered a “DUAL POWERED WATERSMACKER” the charge time is basically twice as fast.  It’s operation is the same as a standard Water Smacker.
    BEWARE! Do not drink from the “charging bottle” after charging over night it will shock your lips with a static charge! One reason why we call it the Water Smacker. If you put your finger in the water it WILL SHOCK YOU! BEWARE, pour the charged water into a drinking glass or another plastic bottle or cup. This is one way to know your unit is working, by getting a shock with your finger, when you touch the water, it will not hurt BUT WILL startle you!
    WATER TYPES  1)  Store bought bottled spring water or Filtered drinking water, either R.O. (reverse osmosis) Water or filtered Berkey or Alexapure filtered water, works the best with the Water Smacker. ( Store bought spring water) Crystal Geyser ( $1 per gallon at the Dollar stores)
    Deer Park, Fuji and Evian were the best, before smacking. 2) Corp. bottled purified water ( R.O filtered water) from Coke (Dansani) and Pepsi (Aquafina), Smart Water, they all have chemical additives for taste. They include salt, magnesium sulfate, and potassium chloride.  Smart Water (glacier water form NY?) it had a ph of 6.0 and it only went up to 6.4ph in a 24 hour period? And tasted strange. Deer Park Spring water had the highest pH lift ( before and after pH test) after smacking the water. Bottled spring water is better in pH rise, than filtered bottled water. Aquafina, Dasani water the pH does not go up high?, but still shocks you and will still raises your body’s fluid pH level! Focus on a 2 week later body pH blood or saliva test. We cannot control the chemicals in the water and pH rise. Some store bought water, add salt for taste and the cheap bottles taste like plastic. Oil Corps and soda drink corps. The FDA does not monitor water quality in the bottle water business. 
    You can do a pH test (before and after, being smacked for 24 hours) and a before and after taste test, on the store bought bottle of water or spring/well water, or R.O filtered water. Before and after the charge.  (* Bob says to focus on your blood pH raising, not a before and after test, for our 100% negatively charged smacker will raise your body pH. Most stomachs cannot handle any water over 8.5pH, you will just pee it out. BEST to drink negatively charged water that will raise your body fluids pH! Pee out the acid + and take on the alkaline – charged water. Bottled store water starts out at 7.0 pH, but shelf life at the local market can be 6 months and the water will lose the ph to more acidic level. (to 6.0pH) The Smacker will raise the bought water pH back up to 7.0 or 7.5pH Bob says a true pH test is the doctor’s blood pH test. “The only true way to test body pH is known as an ABG, Arterial Blood Gas. It gives the serum pH of the blood and interstitial fluid of the body. Saliva and urine pH tests are not true body pH tests. Urine shows the pH of what the body is getting rid of, so an acidic urine pH proves that the body is actively getting rid of acid! Saliva contains pre-digestive enzymes, so that affects a saliva pH test as well.”
    2) Distilled Water or Reverse Osmosis filtered water. Distilled water loses all chemicals and metals, but still contains the ORMUS elements, monoatomic gold, silver and platinum metal groups in a sub atomic spin state. Smacking distilled water brings LIFE back into filtered distilled water and enhances the ORMUS elements!  It brings back the natural frequency of the Earth into your water a low sub bass tone, below our hearing range. This mellows out your body, the best resonance to drinking water for all life on earth. Berkey or Alexapure filtered water is another good water to smack.
    3) Tap Water – Avoid tap water or river or creek water, unless you get a 5 stage Osmosis under the sink water filter system, $200 We sell them in our store and our replacement filters only cost you $15.00 per set of 3. Sears charges $90 to replace the filters once a year. Chemicals in the water is what you want to get out. Iron is OK and takes a charge faster.  No one drinks straight tap water anymore, unless you live in the mountains or tropical island. Stay away from chemical water. A before and after taste test will tell you a lot. It should taste better than before. If it tastes strange after the smacked session, then do not drink this water. Any chemicals in the water may go worse that before. Your own taste buds will let you know the water is bad. Pick another source of drinking water.   4) Spring water from a well is best for raising the pH after smacking your water. What ever is alive in the water will stay alive with smacked water. Smacking your water will not kill the microbes in the water. A before and after taste test will tell you a lot. It should taste better than before. A lot of spring water has ORMUS in the water. Learn about ORMUS. Some spring water is full of calcium and iron and has to be filtered before using the Water Smacker. If too much calcium you can ruin the WS and void the warranty.
    Do a taste test, before and after with 2 glasses of water. Smacked water has smaller water molecules, that are now micro clustered sized and more silkier feeling on your tongue, the
    smaller micro hydrogen molecules will absorb into your cells faster and quench your thirst better!  Smacked water will also taste better! Over night charge of 8 to 48 hours.  Pour some smacked water onto your finger to feel the shock. The static spark jump from the water to your finger is because of higher pH charge to your acidic body. After many months of drinking smacked water, your body pH will get 7.0pH and the finger into the water bottle the spark shock may go away, due to the water is 7.0pH and your body is now 7.0pH. Your body is all charged up and no spark jump.  If this is the case have a friend put his or her finger in the bottle to test if it is working or not? We call it the “acidic spark jump” The outside of the bottle and you and the earth is +  and the charged water is -. The spark jump is from – to +. ( Non-Hertzian energy in space is –and the earth’s ground is +, the opposite of electromagnetic AC or DC current. We are NOT taught non-hertzian energy at school, as it leans towards over unity and no need for power dams or the petro-dollar.  Try the shock test with no rubber sole shoes on. Go outside, barefoot in your garden or cement slab, and try the shock test. The shock will be stronger! Due to your grounded to the earth. The same goes for the neon light bulb test. Take your rubber soul shoes off and see a brighter bulb glow.
    Traveling with your smacked water. The smacked water will stay more charged in the charging bottle for 3 days. You can pour the water into your travel canteen, it keeps a charge for 3 days, but gets weaker (decays) as the days go by. Best to drink right away to get the full effects. Read the .pdf file “Negative hydrogen for positive health”
    We recommend to use water from a R.O. filtered water (reverse osmosis) or your own spring water. We sell a 5 stage R.O. unit for $200, the yearly replacement filters only cost $15.00 Watch out cheap R.O. water units charge $100 to replace the filters. Never buy store bought water again. Charge your water continually. Tested spring/well water is another good source, if your water does not have to many contaminants, the charge will only increase the contaminants! Filtered spring/well water is best. Another way to make distilled water is with a homemade SOLAR WATER DISTILLER. Learn to make clean drinking water from contaminated water by condensation under window glass. DO NOT USE MUNICIPAL TAP WATER!!! It contains chorine and fluoride and other chemicals that can increase in toxicity, with the smacker.
    Condensation inside the Water Smacker can be heavy in humid hot climates, when not in use, lay WS on its side to dry out. Some hot climates you have to dry it out after every 24 hour time of smacking. Some have drilled 2 more holes in the top coupler the same height as the hole we have now. To allow more air flow inside the chamber.  More holes will not affect the resonant chamber inside. Some have smelt an ozone smell from a wet climate, Do not worry the ozone is negatively charged and not bad to breathe. Positive ozone is what is bad for health.
    The included 120v DC NEON lamp is for testing the WS unit, to see if it is working or not. 
    Do NOT touch the cathode on inner aluminum shielding inside the tube, while ON, it will give you a static shock. We have provided a  NEON test lamp. To test, take off your rubber sole shoes, turn on the WS, turn the WS upside down, so you can view the ss rod inside the resonant chamber. Hold onto one end of the bare wire of the neon lamp, does not matter which wire end. Pinch the bare wire between your thumb and index finger or either hand. Turn on the WS unit. Come close ( ¼” to 1/8”)  to the stainless steel all threaded rod (multi- E-Field antenna)
    and watch for slight blue sparks to the bared wire to the end of the rod, you can touch the rod, it will not short it and one side of the lamp will glow, showing you the WS is functioning properly. Now if you want to see a bigger spark and more of a lamp glow, take off your rubber sole shoes. You will be more grounded and the neon lamp will glow brighter.  DO NOT INSERT ANY METAL OBJECTS INSIDE THE RESONANT CHAMBER WHILE ON OR OFF!  IT CAN SHORT OUT THE UNIT and voids the warranty.  The neon lamp glow will show the unit is working and ready to smack some water. Do NOT test the neon bulb in a 120v AC wall socket, it will fry the bulb, may even explode!! It is DC only or a test for non-hertzain energy. You can also hear the static blue spark crackle, your viewing TRUE non-hertzain energy that Nikola T, messed with in Colorado Springs. Your are viewing 8,000 volts x .001 micro amps. Similar to static electricity. Static electrify, magnetic energy and non-hertzian energy all work together. The power of nature from the big dyno in every galaxy. They believe comes from the black hole in space. Tesla called it longitudinal energy, as the waves come straight down to earth. This will be the free energy of the next millineum, but NOT now. This energy threatens deep state national security, NOT mankind’s security of your fellow human. You have a GOD given right to exist, no one can take that from you. 
    For cancer patients, drinking high pH, smacked water will raise your body’s pH and a high pH body will prohibit cancer from growing. Cancer will only grow in an acidic body. Many with cancer have been cured or stopped the cancer growth from drinking charged, alkaline, microclustered smacked water.  You will also clean out all blood plague over time, keep drinking this water, do not stop, drink daily if you can. 30 days show results in every body.
    We have to claim, this is NOT A MEDICAL DEVICE. 
    If the green led light does not come on, you need a new wall wart transformer. We will replace in a 2-year period. Any 12v wall wart, transformer  x .5 amp to 2 amps will work, but cannot be over 15v. A 3 prong grounded wall wart transformer is a must!, but hard to find these days. Ours is 12.3 volts output. If yours went out contact We will supply a new one. You must use the 3 prong grounded plug for the WS to work properly. 2 prong cords will work, but will fry the wall transformer after awhile. May take weeks or months, but one day it will fry. A ground plug, no problem and the circuit is complete with the grounded earth +
    We offer a 2 year warranty. Bob Boyce™ the inventor of the WS, says the circuit cannot short and should last indefinitely, but the cheap 12v Chinese wall transformers can go out. The WS only draws 2 watts of energy from the wall socket!! But puts out 8000 volts of longitudinal energy. ( static aether that is in abundance all around us. Nikola Tesla)
    Way more info at – testimonies, benefits, videos. Watch the blood doctor video, it will blow you away! Go to 2.20 minutes into the video.
    Download a .pdf file of the Water Smacker instructions here :
    Contact us 805-995-4809,

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