The Quantumly Computerized Holographic Information Programs (Q-CHIP) Macho Man is loaded with over 1,300 Tunings intended to help MEN with the following:
 
nutrition & metabolism
endocrine system & hormones
reproductive organs
fluid regulation
beauty, skin, face, hair and nails
mental, emotional & relationships
microbes & STDs
positive affirmations
 
Gentlemen start your engines with Macho Man in your pocket, serving up what you need to "make a real man out of you"!
 
For best results wear your Q-CHIPs on your person throughout the day and place Q-CHIP card under your drinks and food for a few minutes before consuming.
 
 
Modern Health Coach LLC makes no claims as to the effects of these energy holograms.  Energy Holograms are scientific experimental devices and sold for informational purposes only.